My idiotic flix application

Placements 2008 FLIXWOOD.INC
Curriculum Vitae

Harini Sivasankaran BM, XLRI
Ph No: 9835577055 DOB: 26 December, 1986

Who am I:
Non-academic activity enthusiast wrongly
framed a ghissu and serving my nerd sentence

Statement of Purpose:
I aspire to serve the movie crazed, sitcom obsessed and FRAX minded junta of the XLRI to the best of their requirements and my abilities

Context:
A die-hard FLIX fan who attended every attemptable screening
Hopes of leaving a footprint on the fun and frolic filled XL culture by catering to its diverse entertainment requirements
Out of gratitude towards the one committee which redeemed me from the mountain of doom spewing out Gango grades and Vashney games

Action:
Diversifying into documentaries (English and regional) while maintaining focus on FLIX core competency of English movies
Tie-ups with the various AXIs to screen regional films commemorating with their dinners
Closer collaboration with DRAC to conduct a bi-annual movie fest

Result:
XL’s insatiable appetite for movies and sitcoms catered to
God’s grace ever shines on our dear XL (no idle minds, no workshops for the devils to work on, you see ;-))


DISCLAIMER: This is the product of a grueling and soporific 5 hour long CV writing session by a famed international consulting firm. All structures and frameworks gleaned from it have been adhered to. Any mental damage to the reader shall not be compensated through any monetary payment whatsoever. Any semblance to the applicant, living or dead is purely intentional.

P.S.: I did get through.....yippee!!!